foryourhealth:

whoooonose:

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

primetime93:

I be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody lmao

dudewithmemes:

historical-nonfiction:

My new diet

theyellowbuttroad:

alexander:

When they finally restock the local CVS with extra small condoms.

Bold of you to assume they are having any sex at all

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

insomniac-arrest:

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”

averagefairy:

me, guzzling smart water before my exams: please work

missingyourlipsallthetime:

Annyira közel engedtél, hogy ha akarnék se tudnék már elszakadni tőled.